Review: Alien: Romulus
August 17, 2024
"Obviously that's no random room."
Tag: Wait For the DVD/Blu-ray
Review: As Long as We Both Shall Live [Fantasia 2023]
August 10, 2023
"No suspicious foods."
Review: #Manhole [NYAFF 2023]
July 26, 2023
"Can you describe the hole to me?"
Review: Vital Signs [NYAFF 2023]
July 19, 2023
"If you keep dipping it in the sauce, the drumstick will suffer as well."
Review: Disenchanted
November 21, 2022
"I can't be an evil cat. They eat chipmunks."
Review: Where the Crawdads Sing
July 21, 2022
"Other girls don't know feathers."
Review: Love Like the Falling Petals
March 26, 2022
"When I go out to eat, my brother gets mad at me."
Review: Eternals
November 8, 2021
"I was hoping you could turn me into a giraffe."
Review: Respect
August 11, 2021
"Y'all not going to fix me a plate?"
Review: The 8th Night
July 6, 2021
"Clean underwear. Courtesy of my wife."