Finally: Avengers XXX Parody

The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

Sure, The Avengers has made well over $1 billion dollars globally, flying into the all-time top 10 worldwide box office records in only a matter of weeks. It was the culmination of a franchise that built an entire cinematic universe based on a long-running set of Marvel comics. Yet the real test that you’ve made it is when the porn parody is released. Announced months ago, Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody was released this week on DVD and has broken another record by jumping to the top of the adult charts as well.

We know this has been out for a while, but we had to cover it. While we won’t be posting any clips, despite the huge rise in stats (amongst other things) that it would net us, Axel Braun’s Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody from Vivid – not to be confused with Wicked’s similarly titled but completely unrelated 2011 film XXX Avengers – is described on the box in the following way:

After the extraordinary success of Spider-Man XXX, award-winning director Axel Braun and world leader Vivid Entertainment join forces once again for a new high-budget, sexy, superhero-themed spoof. Featuring the most complete Avengers line-up ever brought to the screen, and all the painstaking attention to detail that fans have come to expect from Braun’s work, The Avengers XXX is another delightfully entertaining labor of love that will please even the most hardcore comic book fans…in more ways than one.

It features all the characters of the real film, plus something that Marvel Studios can’t currently do: including Spider-Woman, Ms. Marvel, Sharon Carter, The Scarlet Witch, and even Spider-Man. Thor also gets a helmet, and Hawkeye is in his original costume, Clearly, Marvel can learn a lot from this. Also, former pro-wrestler Chyna plays She-Hulk. Yes.

Now we can all sit back and enjoy the road to Avengers XXX 2.

The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody