“Stop playing cornhole!”
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“She’s not a sock.”
“We’re Gen X, if anything.”
“Concrete. It’s not very attractive.”
“It’s an acquired taste.”
“Birds, billy-bumbers, human beans. They be tough eatin’.”
“Okay, Mr. Bond, let’s see how your prostate feels.”
New year. New films. New goals.
It’s the best (and the rest of the best) of 2024!
“I’ll increase the ether.”
