“Do I have a moustache?”
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“I found all that kicking very redundant.”
“Stop playing cornhole!”
“She’s not a sock.”
“We’re Gen X, if anything.”
“Concrete. It’s not very attractive.”
“It’s an acquired taste.”
“Birds, billy-bumbers, human beans. They be tough eatin’.”
“Okay, Mr. Bond, let’s see how your prostate feels.”
New year. New films. New goals.
