“Freedom always messes in her diapers.”
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“He’s had his tacos. Now let him have the truth.”
“Do youngsters today like mandarins?”
“I’m sorry, tea is for old ladies and Englishmen.”
“Doggone rubber shortage!”
“They think they have ears.”
“Let’s see who can steal the thickest book.”
“Coca-Cola arrives violently.”
“I’d check the expiry date on those.”
“We had the exclusive watermelon concession.”