“I’m sorry, tea is for old ladies and Englishmen.”
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“Doggone rubber shortage!”
“They think they have ears.”
“Let’s see who can steal the thickest book.”
“Coca-Cola arrives violently.”
“I’d check the expiry date on those.”
“We had the exclusive watermelon concession.”
“No suspicious foods.”
“These lentils are quite nice.”
“You took my can!”