“What gang is going to hire a frog?”
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“He’s riding to his death anyway.”
“Some jerky got stuck in my throat.”
“Your clothes are so fluffy and shiny.”
“Don’t be born human in your next life.”
“I’m not going to put potato salad in tinfoil.”
“My holes can take me anywhere.”
“Did you check under the bed?”
“You’re no Gregory Peck.”
“My wildest dream is to become a librarian.”