“Are you scared of me too, Mommy?”
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“Since when do I know about mildew?”
“That moustache is really pretty.”
“Will you stop that, you big bag of wool?”
“It’s not my fault babies sleep a lot.”
“Ok, just get the flies.”
“You stir it clockwise otherwise you let the devil in.”
“A little faith will go a long way.”
“Do they even speak English over there in Hollywood?”
“The grill is mine.”