“Do I look like I need a dowry?”
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“They call me Jughead.”
“Will I have to ride the Wrinkle Wagon?”
“Your head of department is the hairy type.”
“Who could lick who, or whom, I guess.”
“If they’re running ads on NPR, it really is the end of the world.”
“Are you scared of me too, Mommy?”
“Since when do I know about mildew?”
“That moustache is really pretty.”
“Will you stop that, you big bag of wool?”
