“Anybody order fried sauerkraut?”
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“Daddy, look at my beanpod.”
“There’s no high end in Auckland. Only rednecks.”
“Come in, I’ll give you cookies.”
“If the baby lives, won’t she be just like us?”
“Chief! The sardines are here!”
“You’re scaring the children.”
“Shakira is a milk cow. She makes very nice milk.”
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“The Australian Dream is rooted in racism.”
