“Life has a habit of getting in the way.”
Written by
“Yes, I’m dead you know.”
“Her smile fizzles like soda pop.”
“We can do a pygmy hippo!”
“Not the coffee machine.”
“If you eat there, the food is your business.”
“I’ve got peanut butter on my penis.”
“Happy ice cream!”
“Is that your real eyebrow?”
“I’ve always got space for watermelon.”
