“Never mind the Chicken or the Shag.”
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“Come down and eat chicken with me, beautiful.”
“How about the obscurity of a white sepulchre?”
“Here’s another one from that putz in Maine!”
“Hey lady, wanna buy a duck?”
“Reindeer milk and vodka. Good? Yes?”
“Madame wants a bunch of raw, leafy vegetables.”
“I’ve started a beard. Itches like hell.”
“You the cheese, daddy!”
“The effects of our happy cream last up to twelve hours.”
