“86% of women tear.”
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“You have to fight back.”
“Shall I bite your head?”
“You just puffed yourself out like a toadfish.”
“Playing the corpse of a piano that had drowned.”
“This really makes my face itchy.”
“That store makes the best croquettes.”
“I have always wanted it.”
“You’ll get decorating privileges soon.”
“Chicken is good for you.”
