“What about my dicky knee?”
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“You can’t top pigs with pigs.”
“Breakfast tacos?”
“It’s better to cry in the car than in the subway.”
“You look like an accountant in the Bahamas.”
“First I ate pizza, now I eat bread.”
“Ours is a strange fate.”
“Embrace surprises like a hot fish: with tongs.”
“Criticism is an act of revenge by those who can’t make art.”
“Over the white line, you go to hell.”
