“I wanted to go to the Monkey Park.”
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“I’m what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass.”
“You have a small face.”
“I’ll nuke your Weiner.”
“Normal is the best.”
“The oysters are growing well.”
“I’m the king of fruits.”
“I read about a fainting pressure point.”
“What about the melon?”
“Zippos are cool.”