“This really makes my face itchy.”
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“I’m a doctor, not a telemarketer.”
“That store makes the best croquettes.”
“I have always wanted it.”
“You’ll get decorating privileges soon.”
“Chicken is good for you.”
“You are stepping on my pants.”
“I feel I am like the moon.”
“I’m a Buddhist. No meat for me.”
“Coinkydink, coincidence, clitoris.”
