“You’ll get decorating privileges soon.”
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“Chicken is good for you.”
“You are stepping on my pants.”
“I feel I am like the moon.”
“I’m a Buddhist. No meat for me.”
“Coinkydink, coincidence, clitoris.”
“Tear liquor is great.”
“I’m a curry potato.”
“Oh no, I look like a peasant!”
“There’s only one Leo.”