“He got my sandwich!”
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“I forgot to wear pants.”
“Are you a clockwork monkey?”
“You can still smell the American on him.”
“Curry? Again?”
“Most of my seasonings are expired.”
“I ate too much rare meat.”
“I saw a cute Pomeranian at a drug store.”
“I’m saying don’t diss the cogs.”
“I’ll blossom into a giant flower.”
