“You don’t go well with love. Porn suits you better.”
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“Who doesn’t need counselling these days?”
“The Internet will ruin everything.”
“Cut the crap. Look at the pamphlet.”
All online. All free.
“Be careful: the world is full of perils.”
“Does this count as a meal?”
“I am sponsored by a natural foods company.”
“Each fish face is different. Like ours.”
“We will kill the bastard to restore our reputation.”
