“Do you like Iron Maiden?”
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“I can’t stand redheads, mate. It’s one thing you’ll learn.”
“86% of women tear.”
“You have to fight back.”
“Shall I bite your head?”
“You just puffed yourself out like a toadfish.”
“Playing the corpse of a piano that had drowned.”
“This really makes my face itchy.”
“That store makes the best croquettes.”
It is the Savage Seventeenth edition of NYAFF.