Review: Death of a Unicorn
April 4, 2025
"I don’t think I should be in swim shorts for this moment."
Category: Film Reviews
Review: A Minecraft Movie
April 3, 2025
"Two loose canons, wearing turquoise blouses."
Review: Novocaine No Pain
April 1, 2025
"This is the worst shirt I have."
Review: Holland
March 30, 2025
"We're going to be making Dutch babies."
Review: Warfare
March 29, 2025
"Peeking with serious intent to probe."
Review: A Working Man
March 27, 2025
"Why is everyone always feeding me?"
Review: Revelations
March 24, 2025
"Don’t you smell something sweet?"
Review: O’Dessa
March 21, 2025
"No money, no honey,"
Review: Snow White
March 20, 2025
"I have the largest toes."
Review: The Alto Knights
March 20, 2025
"Who has a dog track?"