“Stop worrying. Have a pickle.”
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“Babies are smarter than we are.”
“I wanted to see you on a whim.”
“You don’t go well with love. Porn suits you better.”
“Who doesn’t need counselling these days?”
“The Internet will ruin everything.”
“I’m not saying you’re an egg.”
“Cut the crap. Look at the pamphlet.”
“Be careful: the world is full of perils.”
“Does this count as a meal?”
