“Shakira is a milk cow. She makes very nice milk.”
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“The Australian Dream is rooted in racism.”
“I want turnips.”
“I wanted to go to the Monkey Park.”
“I’m what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass.”
“You have a small face.”
“I’ll nuke your Weiner.”
“Normal is the best.”
“The oysters are growing well.”
“I’m the king of fruits.”
