“The Victory Cake is back in the fridge.”
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“Mountains don’t seek our love.”
“I didn’t mean to upset you right before your party. I will burn some sage.”
“I’m going to faint. Talk about books!”
“It’s so boring. It’s like old drifter Periscope.”
“Let me scan your WeChat code.”
“What are any of us doing here, right?”
“He’s like Santa Claus for terrorists.”
“You ain’t no artist, you’re a culture vulture.”
“Throw some sauce on that dance burrito.”
