“Where I come from, we don’t have chicken.”
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“I’ve got some cakey tricks of my own.”
“I’m a hugger. What can I say?”
“Great. It moves.”
“Kookaburra stuffed in a glass display case.”
“I was very hungry.”
“Did you bring an umbrella?”
“Who knew that Queenslanders could be interesting?”
“All the Twitters. I know ’em.”
“Bring on the beach!”