“I wish they made forks out of candy.”
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“Many’s the long night I’ve dreamed of cheese.”
“Is it all my fault?”
“The priest has been killed. We’ve been fooled.”
“He was really stupid. But he was a good guy.”
“You’ve got meat on you.”
“Obligatory murder exists in this world.”
“That’ll make you wanna slap your mamma there, boy.”
“The Victory Cake is back in the fridge.”
“I didn’t mean to upset you right before your party. I will burn some sage.”