“My toilets are gorgeous.”
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“She’s a tough nut, isn’t she?”
“You’ve got emotion juice coming out of your eyeballs.”
“Adopting 15 children is the wrong kind of spice.”
“You’ll look significantly better as a roll of salami.”
“Is he allowed to say that? Legally?”
“It’s too hot for hot pot!”
“I don’t like my big hands.”
“He’s an Auror, and a hugger.”
“Yes, I’m dead you know.”