“Her smile fizzles like soda pop.”
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“We can do a pygmy hippo!”
“Not the coffee machine.”
“I’ve got peanut butter on my penis.”
“Happy ice cream!”
“Is that your real eyebrow?”
“I’ve always got space for watermelon.”
“She could use some tea.”
“You’re not just bouncing around the country like a tennis ball, are you?”
“Our water source is different.”
