“Don’t touch my dark past.”
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“When it’s cold, I crave dough soup.”
“We keep rolling!”
“Follow me with the eggs.”
“My allergies are kicking in.”
“I’ve woken up but you’re still dreaming.”
“To hell with the vomit teacher.”
“If I studied further, I’d become Doctor Strange.”
“That was your best tackle of the season.”
“Best not to stare at it.”