“Did you touch my candy?”
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“Leave my toppings be, man. Don’t mess with my damn toppings.”
“A fanboy knows a hater.”
“You did take advantage of a drunken sailor.”
“Put the eyeball in the yellow safe.”
“Just eat tofu, idiot.”
“It beats selling tyres.”
“This is not ideal.”
“I want three naked men.”
“It’s midnight, sir.”