“Most of my seasonings are expired.”
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“I ate too much rare meat.”
“I guess we’re all libraries inside.”
“I love it when it rains naked ladies.”
“I didn’t get naked for fun.”
“I saw a cute Pomeranian at a drug store.”
“Brown haired niece. You continue to exist.”
“I’m saying don’t diss the cogs.”
“I’ll blossom into a giant flower.”
“Wow, this bath is huge!”
