“They have chickens?”
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“You touched my bottom. You’ve never done that before.”
“No need to mention parties or cow sex.”
“It’s my favourite colour: puke.”
“I haven’t had a decent rat pie in years.”
“Tasty porcinis.”
“These dumplings are stuffed with fennel.”
“I thought it tasted like a living beard.”
“I’m sorry for laughing then.”
“The loser has to eat a durian.”
