“Cut the crap. Look at the pamphlet.”
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“Does this count as a meal?”
“I got the sausages you sent to me.”
“This is what you call incognito?”
“I am sponsored by a natural foods company.”
“It’s yak hair and it was not cheap.”
“Each fish face is different. Like ours.”
“We will kill the bastard to restore our reputation.”
“You can’t punch me in the face and tell me it doesn’t hurt.”
“I can scramble an egg. Maybe.”