“I learned it on YouTube from Bear Grylls.”
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“I’m so tired of working overtime.”
“I get it! This is a flashback!”
“How do you define too sparkly?”
“The flirty shrine talks.”
“Trust the vibes.”
“Two choices: make a movie or die.”
“Do you want me to fight the cleaning lady?”
“I asked for a croaker, and I get an octopus.”
“You smell something evil?”