“Want a cookie?”
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“Are you wearing pants under your pants?”
“They stole my face.”
“We’re just doing what beer nerds do.”
“Give me the Calcium Bomb Juice.”
“There’s an actor in every president.”
“We’re all villains here.”
“You’re a total poser.”
“Clean underwear. Courtesy of my wife.”
“Did you tell it to die?”
