“I touched it once. It felt like a fish.”
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“I eat candy when I’m nervous.”
“Your mouth needs an exorcism.”
“Where do we go now?”
“I’m one with the land. Maybe.”
“You cry like that in movies.”
“All mouth and no trousers.”
“To put it mildly, it’s ambrosial.”
“I did the crab in the corner.”
*Drumming intensifies*