“I made meat sauce today.”
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“Will you please be my friend?”
“Where’s my fried tofu?”
“What does it all mean?”
“What are you: some kind of degenerate?”
“It’s my duty to pass it on.”
“All adults are liars.”
“It said help me.”
“You’re getting kissed on the mouth. I don’t care where it’s been.”
“Your hands are disgusting.”
