“Damn, that was my tooth.”
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“This sort of head is only a container for the ego.”
“Tinder is something we can all do as a family.”
“He used a freaking VCR in the age of Blu-ray.”
“Take cleaning more seriously.”
“Want a cookie?”
“Are you wearing pants under your pants?”
“We’re just doing what beer nerds do.”
“Give me the Calcium Bomb Juice.”
Guess who’s back in the house?
