“We’re all villains here.”
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“You’re a total poser.”
“Clean underwear. Courtesy of my wife.”
“Did you tell it to die?”
It’s the mid point of the year, and what have we done?
“I touched it once. It felt like a fish.”
“I eat candy when I’m nervous.”
“Your mouth needs an exorcism.”
“I did the crab in the corner.”
*Drumming intensifies*
