“I lost both my cats.”
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“You are still a beast cloaked in man-flesh.”
“She thought Humphrey Bogart was a porn star.”
“Leave the flamingos alone.”
“Enough of your clay pots, cream cheese, no cows.”
“When I go out to eat, my brother gets mad at me.”
“Mickey is pure geometry.”
“He mooned the nun.”
“Where is my Meat Sticks vest?”
“There’s no way an island fits in a stream.”