“Don’t be born human in your next life.”
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“I’m not going to put potato salad in tinfoil.”
“My holes can take me anywhere.”
“Did you check under the bed?”
“You’re no Gregory Peck.”
“My wildest dream is to become a librarian.”
“Only idiots dance.”
“The City of Brotherly Love is getting a little moist.”
“Stop asking about his holes.”
“More or less than a Tesla?”