Review: Eternals
November 8, 2021
"I was hoping you could turn me into a giraffe."
Tag: Disney
Review: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
October 19, 2021
"That's a weird horse."
Review: Jungle Cruise
August 1, 2021
"Are you wearing pants under your pants?"
Review: Black Widow
July 10, 2021
"You're a total poser."
Review: Luca
June 24, 2021
"I touched it once. It felt like a fish."
Review: Cruella
May 27, 2021
"You're getting kissed on the mouth. I don't care where it's been."
Review: Soul
December 26, 2020
"I can smell hand sanitizer."
Disney Minus: Newman Laugh-o-Grams
September 27, 2020
"Did you ever take a ride over Kansas City Street in a flivver?"
Review: Live From the Space Stage: A Halyx Story
August 28, 2020
"It's yak hair and it was not cheap."
Review: Onward
April 1, 2020
"The man wore the ugliest purple socks."