“I am a samurai. Killing people is what I do.”
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“How do you define too sparkly?”
“It’s fine. Just bully me with them.”
“Two choices: make a movie or die.”
“I asked for a croaker, and I get an octopus.”
“You smell something evil?”
“We got meat for humans too.”
“I force-fed him. He should be ok for a while.
“Damn, that was my tooth.”
“Tinder is something we can all do as a family.”
