“Where’s my takeaway order?”
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“Superb play from the wily veteran.”
“Would you go vegan for better karma?”
“Vamps don’t vlog.”
“Your nose is too good.”
“The whole world is beans.”
“Extremely sadistic mapo tofu is your real self!”
“All you need is a wig.”
“Real life isn’t like the movies.”
“They said he ran away in the middle of the night.”