“I don’t wear underwear.”
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“Violate the basic laws of physics? Uh, no.”
“Lay your hands on my staff.”
“A very fine Hasselhoff to us all.”
“How can a rock be dumb? They don’t even have brains.”
“He wasn’t a dog lover. I hate that.”
Prognosticating the future.
“My toilets are gorgeous.”
“She’s a tough nut, isn’t she?”
“You’ve got emotion juice coming out of your eyeballs.”