“I thought it tasted like a living beard.”
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“We’re doing space missions now? Cool.”
“On the other hand there is cake.”
“Food, or fight or…something more intimate.”
“Bins everywhere.”
“Get your own jams.”
“All wrapped up in this kebab of lies.”
“I don’t wear underwear.”
“Violate the basic laws of physics? Uh, no.”
“Lay your hands on my staff.”