Review: Barbie
July 19, 2023
"A podcast hosted by two wise trees."
Tag: Universal
Review: The Flash
June 18, 2023
"The sex thing was a metaphor for Gothic literature."
Review: Fast X
May 31, 2023
"You're no Gregory Peck."
Review: Halloween Ends
October 13, 2022
"Boys who keep secrets don't get custard for dessert."
Review: Nope
August 10, 2022
"Thumbs up! Thumbs up!"
Review: Ambulance
April 6, 2022
"Leave the flamingos alone."
Review: Dune
November 16, 2021
"Thank you for the gift of your body's moisture."
Review: No Time to Die
November 10, 2021
"Mad as a bag of peas."
Review: Respect
August 11, 2021
"Y'all not going to fix me a plate?"
Review: F9
June 23, 2021
"I eat candy when I'm nervous."