Review: Palm Beach
August 7, 2019
"You're scaring the children."
Tag: Universal
Review: Hobbs and Shaw
August 1, 2019
"I'm what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass."
Review: Yesterday
June 24, 2019
"You touched my bottom. You've never done that before."
Review: The Dead Don’t Die
June 17, 2019
"Tasty porcinis."
Review: Pain and Glory
June 9, 2019
"I've got a lot of magazines from the 80s."
Review: The Hustle
May 9, 2019
"All wrapped up in this kebab of lies."
Review: Happy Death Day 2U
February 16, 2019
"How can a rock be dumb? They don't even have brains."
Review: Mortal Engines
December 8, 2018
"You'll look significantly better as a roll of salami."
Review: BlacKkKlansman
June 17, 2018
"Robes and hoods are not included. That's extra."
Review: Jurassic World – Fallen Kingdom
June 14, 2018
"I'm a doctor, not a telemarketer."