“Don’t make me think. Post it.”
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“Do I look like I need a dowry?”
“I don’t think I should be in swim shorts for this moment.”
“Peeking with serious intent to probe.”
“Concrete. It’s not very attractive.”
“My wife is being sly but the pie is nigh.”
“I assure you my intentions are honourable.”
“It’s about ants.”
“I’m not going to put potato salad in tinfoil.”
“Enough of your clay pots, cream cheese, no cows.”