“I can smell hand sanitizer.”
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“I’m not saying you’re an egg.”
“We worked hard for that free candy.”
“We even have the same hat.”
“The man wore the ugliest purple socks.”
“I will definitely step on your foot.”
“He got my sandwich!”
“I didn’t get naked for fun.”
“Adopting 15 children is the wrong kind of spice.”
“Is he allowed to say that? Legally?”
