“All mouth and no trousers.”
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“I did the crab in the corner.”
“I made meat sauce today.”
“Where’s my fried tofu?”
“All adults are liars.”
“You’re getting kissed on the mouth. I don’t care where it’s been.”
“Your hands are disgusting.”
“What’s the meaning of blue butterflies?”
“Nobody wants karaoke every night.”
“I have never seen a hot air balloon I made floating in the sky.”
