“I ate too much rare meat.”
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“I guess we’re all libraries inside.”
“I love it when it rains naked ladies.”
“I saw a cute Pomeranian at a drug store.”
“Brown haired niece. You continue to exist.”
“I’ll blossom into a giant flower.”
“Wow, this bath is huge!”
“Cue the minibar.”
“The health standard is a shambles!”
“You can trust blue jelly.”